Based on a meme I saw that I can’t find, buff rule

I wanna get really fat and die young and alone because fuck it.

I wanna blush at buff people

I’ve been told this doesn’t actually work, so instead I’ve been trying to make myself really pretty with a thicc ass.

Had a co-worker that grew up overweight and started to work out to get ripped. He was running to work most of the days, something like 8 km.

At some point he was discussing about dating, how he made those changes to be more attractive, but in the end he is attracting much more men than women.

It wasn’t the muscles but the confidence we found along the way

Got a family member who cant do pretty much any form of exercise anymore without sending themselves to physical therapy, definitely scared me into action.

I want the girls to drool, not blush. So I’m going to go for a Nelly Furtado look.

It was the muscles, dudes like muscles

It’s true. I lost a bunch of weight and got in shape. Not buff, but I got a swimmer’s body. I did get some attention from women but honestly I got way more attention from dudes. I still get a lot more dude attention when I go somewhere new.

I miss r/flexinlesbians

Me too.

le sigh

Both! Both please