Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • All Topics
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Caint logo. It's just text.
  1. Home
  2. Funny
  3. *'What a weird period of time they lived in.'*
Welcome to Caint!

Issues? Post in Comments & Feedback
You can now view, reply, and favourite posts from the Fediverse. You can click here or click on the on the navigation bar on the left.

*'What a weird period of time they lived in.'*

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Funny
funny
83 Posts 58 Posters 4 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
    This post did not contain any content.
    IninewCrowI This user is from outside of this forum
    IninewCrowI This user is from outside of this forum
    IninewCrow
    wrote last edited by
    #18

    All alien archeologists will find on our planet is the KPg layer marking the asteroid impact that wiped out the dinosaurs โ€ฆ and another thin layer of radioactive rock and soil evenly dispersed across the planet that marked the end of our period on the planet.

    1 Reply Last reply
    12
    • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
      This post did not contain any content.
      N This user is from outside of this forum
      N This user is from outside of this forum
      njm1314@lemmy.world
      wrote last edited by
      #19

      Does this person think fake nails are attached to your bones?

      ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ K 1 Reply Last reply
      32
      • N njm1314@lemmy.world

        Does this person think fake nails are attached to your bones?

        ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ K This user is from outside of this forum
        ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ K This user is from outside of this forum
        ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
        wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
        #20

        She was sick and tired of them always falling off and got them surgically attached the last time she went in for her regular botox injections.

        1 Reply Last reply
        24
        • W woodscientist@lemmy.world

          The real scary thing about those rings is that they canโ€™t actually be taken off. Wear them long enough, and the neck muscles atrophy to the point where youโ€™re incapable of holding up your own head. Take the rings off and your head flops over like a wet noodle.

          G This user is from outside of this forum
          G This user is from outside of this forum
          gork@sopuli.xyz
          wrote last edited by gork@sopuli.xyz
          #21

          It must suck to have an itch there and you canโ€™t scratch it

          1 Reply Last reply
          22
          • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
            This post did not contain any content.
            (des)mosthenesD This user is from outside of this forum
            (des)mosthenesD This user is from outside of this forum
            (des)mosthenes
            wrote last edited by
            #22

            lol make up on the eye bones

            1 Reply Last reply
            9
            • M mora@pawb.social

              Trixie, that you? As long as they had a good time๐Ÿ˜

              (Also because I am curious: do implants really last longer than human skin and organs?)

              F This user is from outside of this forum
              F This user is from outside of this forum
              FerretyFever0
              wrote last edited by
              #23

              Lip filler and botox, no. But breast implants can apparently last up to 500 years or something.

              1 Reply Last reply
              2
              • T TurboWafflz

                I mean to be fair I feel like various body modifications have always existed and probably will always exist. At most this will probably just look dated once everyone moves onto wanting spiky foreheads or something instead of bigger boobs

                L This user is from outside of this forum
                L This user is from outside of this forum
                lucky_777@lemmy.world
                wrote last edited by
                #24

                Body mods will go the way of the dinosaur. Itโ€™ll all be digital avatars or things like the โ€œsurrogatesโ€ movie.

                D 1 Reply Last reply
                2
                • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                  sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                  sterile_technique@lemmy.world
                  wrote last edited by
                  #25

                  Archaeologists circa 2184 will have a much more interesting job.

                  tehbamski@lemmy.worldT M blackmist@feddit.ukB 3 Replies Last reply
                  55
                  • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS sterile_technique@lemmy.world

                    Archaeologists circa 2184 will have a much more interesting job.

                    tehbamski@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                    tehbamski@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                    tehbamski@lemmy.world
                    wrote last edited by
                    #26

                    Hmmmโ€ฆ oddly, I feel like Iโ€™m having a Total Recall.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    14
                    • ScrubblesS Scrubbles

                      Seriously the lamest boomer humor. I can see my angry conservative uncle posting this, nothing better to do than tear people younger than him down

                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                      bcsven@lemmy.ca
                      wrote last edited by
                      #27

                      Not really against younger people, we have 70 year old stars with these augmentations.

                      ScrubblesS 1 Reply Last reply
                      32
                      • M mora@pawb.social

                        Trixie, that you? As long as they had a good time๐Ÿ˜

                        (Also because I am curious: do implants really last longer than human skin and organs?)

                        B This user is from outside of this forum
                        B This user is from outside of this forum
                        bcsven@lemmy.ca
                        wrote last edited by
                        #28

                        Yeah. My wife had her implants taken out after 30 years; They looked brand new. Plastics are not forever, but last a very very long time.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        4
                        • W woodscientist@lemmy.world

                          The real scary thing about those rings is that they canโ€™t actually be taken off. Wear them long enough, and the neck muscles atrophy to the point where youโ€™re incapable of holding up your own head. Take the rings off and your head flops over like a wet noodle.

                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                          duamerthrax@lemmy.world
                          wrote last edited by
                          #29

                          Itโ€™s one of those status things. They donโ€™t have to take the rings off because theyโ€™re wealthy. Fair skin or white cloths meant you didnโ€™t do manual manual outside. Nowadays, tan skin means you have enough downtime to either go to the beach or tanning salon.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          17
                          • L lucky_777@lemmy.world

                            Body mods will go the way of the dinosaur. Itโ€™ll all be digital avatars or things like the โ€œsurrogatesโ€ movie.

                            D This user is from outside of this forum
                            D This user is from outside of this forum
                            duamerthrax@lemmy.world
                            wrote last edited by
                            #30

                            Surrogates was a terrible movie.

                            L R 2 Replies Last reply
                            1
                            • D duamerthrax@lemmy.world

                              Surrogates was a terrible movie.

                              L This user is from outside of this forum
                              L This user is from outside of this forum
                              lucky_777@lemmy.world
                              wrote last edited by
                              #31

                              Wasnโ€™t that bad! I could definitely see humanity getting to that point.

                              D 1 Reply Last reply
                              1
                              • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
                                This post did not contain any content.
                                Random_Character_AR This user is from outside of this forum
                                Random_Character_AR This user is from outside of this forum
                                Random_Character_A
                                wrote last edited by
                                #32

                                The mysterious โ€œtits and assโ€ perioid, right before our machine overlords emerged.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                5
                                • B bcsven@lemmy.ca

                                  Not really against younger people, we have 70 year old stars with these augmentations.

                                  ScrubblesS This user is from outside of this forum
                                  ScrubblesS This user is from outside of this forum
                                  Scrubbles
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #33

                                  The phone is the keystone for the young comment. Even though ime boomers use their phones more than younger generations, I see more boomer memes about โ€œphone use hahahaโ€ than any other

                                  T B 2 Replies Last reply
                                  10
                                  • L lucky_777@lemmy.world

                                    Wasnโ€™t that bad! I could definitely see humanity getting to that point.

                                    D This user is from outside of this forum
                                    D This user is from outside of this forum
                                    duamerthrax@lemmy.world
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #34

                                    It was pretty bad and all the problems were changes from the comic. The comic had the timetable for everything much more believable and went into the benefits of surrogates.

                                    L 1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • Die Martin DieD Die Martin Die

                                      Holy Shit, That's Boomer As Fuck

                                      E This user is from outside of this forum
                                      E This user is from outside of this forum
                                      errer@lemmy.world
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #35

                                      Variants of this image are half the image reactions on Lemmy

                                      A ook@discuss.tchncs.deO 2 Replies Last reply
                                      13
                                      • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
                                        This post did not contain any content.
                                        M This user is from outside of this forum
                                        M This user is from outside of this forum
                                        morphballganon@mtgzone.com
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #36

                                        That bag strap wouldnโ€™t hold up that long

                                        N 1 Reply Last reply
                                        3
                                        • M morphballganon@mtgzone.com

                                          That bag strap wouldnโ€™t hold up that long

                                          N This user is from outside of this forum
                                          N This user is from outside of this forum
                                          normalexit@lemmy.world
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #37

                                          Plastics make it possible!

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          4
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • All Topics
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups