Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • All Topics
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Caint logo. It's just text.
  1. Home
  2. Funny
  3. How many have I added?
Welcome to Caint!

Issues? Post in Comments & Feedback
You can now view, reply, and favourite posts from the Fediverse. You can click here or click on the on the navigation bar on the left.

How many have I added?

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Funny
funny
65 Posts 45 Posters 5 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS salty_chief@lemmy.world

    I was in military for over 23 years and coffee is coffee to me. Yes, some are tastier than others but at end of day I am just looking for the caffeine. Taste is an after thought when you get woken up at 2am for operations. I also drink it black.

    ŜanS This user is from outside of this forum
    ŜanS This user is from outside of this forum
    Ŝan
    wrote last edited by
    #53

    Army coffee is special. Part of its effectiveness in waking you up is the shockingly bad taste, which you maximize by drinking it black. It’s better when it’s bad, because you’re gonna drink it anyway.

    You want wimpy good-tasting coffee, go join the Air Force.

    1 Reply Last reply
    5
    • R rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net

      Folgers has ground cockroaches

      L This user is from outside of this forum
      L This user is from outside of this forum
      lawnman23@lemmy.world
      wrote last edited by
      #54

      The best part of waking up…

      1 Reply Last reply
      1
      • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS salty_chief@lemmy.world
        This post did not contain any content.
        M This user is from outside of this forum
        M This user is from outside of this forum
        markus29@feddit.nl
        wrote last edited by
        #55

        My in-laws always use a half scoop per cup, no thank you. Cardboard flavoured water.

        To be fair though I’m spoiled with single origin, roasted to order beans

        1 Reply Last reply
        3
        • F favoredponcho@lemmy.zip

          Military, jail - what’s the difference?

          Kruh MasterK This user is from outside of this forum
          Kruh MasterK This user is from outside of this forum
          Kruh Master
          wrote last edited by
          #56

          One pays you and sets you up for a life afterward, the other takes away your dignity and everything you had put together for your life.

          J 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS salty_chief@lemmy.world
            This post did not contain any content.
            P This user is from outside of this forum
            P This user is from outside of this forum
            portuga@lemmy.world
            wrote last edited by
            #57

            As a non americano, what’s the name of that dirt you brew and drink?

            1 Reply Last reply
            1
            • G glimse@lemmy.world

              I was a big coffee guy for awhile for the taste, now I’m really just in it for the caffeine. Aeropress + whatever’s on sale is good enough for me

              K This user is from outside of this forum
              K This user is from outside of this forum
              killerwhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts
              wrote last edited by
              #58

              Aeropress is a significant leap above basic coffee for the caffeine.

              G 1 Reply Last reply
              1
              • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

                One pays you and sets you up for a life afterward, the other takes away your dignity and everything you had put together for your life.

                J This user is from outside of this forum
                J This user is from outside of this forum
                jiggle_physics@sh.itjust.works
                wrote last edited by
                #59

                I have seen both do both

                Kruh MasterK 1 Reply Last reply
                4
                • J jiggle_physics@sh.itjust.works

                  I have seen both do both

                  Kruh MasterK This user is from outside of this forum
                  Kruh MasterK This user is from outside of this forum
                  Kruh Master
                  wrote last edited by
                  #60

                  Humans are just a more articulate version of cockroaches. An over-engineered insect, turned inside-out and wrapped in skin.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • K killerwhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts

                    Aeropress is a significant leap above basic coffee for the caffeine.

                    G This user is from outside of this forum
                    G This user is from outside of this forum
                    glimse@lemmy.world
                    wrote last edited by
                    #61

                    It’s also fast and easy which is what I’m looking for at 6am

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS salty_chief@lemmy.world

                      I was in military for over 23 years and coffee is coffee to me. Yes, some are tastier than others but at end of day I am just looking for the caffeine. Taste is an after thought when you get woken up at 2am for operations. I also drink it black.

                      S This user is from outside of this forum
                      S This user is from outside of this forum
                      screen_shatter@lemmy.world
                      wrote last edited by
                      #62

                      Its what I drank for 20 years until I got some amazing coffee for my birthday one year. I just couldnt go back. If you’ve retired from military life and have the time to enjoy instead of rushing for ops it might be time to treat yourself.

                      Also, weigh it. Volumes change with different beans and grinds. Weights dont. Kitchen scales are cheap and easy.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      2
                      • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS salty_chief@lemmy.world
                        This post did not contain any content.
                        SynapseS This user is from outside of this forum
                        SynapseS This user is from outside of this forum
                        Synapse
                        wrote last edited by
                        #63

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        5
                        • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brD driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br

                          Put the vessel on the balance and tare every time you finish including an ingredient. Always start on zero, don’t bother with the math.

                          G This user is from outside of this forum
                          G This user is from outside of this forum
                          granitem@lemmy.world
                          wrote last edited by granitem@lemmy.world
                          #64

                          This is good advice, but every so often I’ll screw up and put some grounds in before I think to tare the scale, so what I’ve done is put a little label on my French press that says how many grams it weighs when empty. That way, if I find myself in that situation, I can do the math of how much the press and grounds should all weigh together.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS salty_chief@lemmy.world
                            This post did not contain any content.
                            OhStopYellingAtMeO This user is from outside of this forum
                            OhStopYellingAtMeO This user is from outside of this forum
                            OhStopYellingAtMe
                            wrote last edited by
                            #65

                            No offense to anyone who drinks Folgers, but Folgers isn’t very good coffee.

                            I’m no coffee snob, but it’s definitely something worth spending a little extra money to get better quality stuff. You don’t have to go nuts and get whole bean Jamaican blue mountain whatever, but don’t buy the plastic jug of pre-ground Folgers swill either. Treat yo self.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            1
                            Reply
                            • Reply as topic
                            Log in to reply
                            • Oldest to Newest
                            • Newest to Oldest
                            • Most Votes


                            • Login

                            • Don't have an account? Register

                            • Login or register to search.
                            • First post
                              Last post
                            0
                            • Categories
                            • Recent
                            • Tags
                            • All Topics
                            • Popular
                            • World
                            • Users
                            • Groups