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Only if you pinky promise not to give yourself head with it
… Nevermind then.
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Also please repost my comment if you understand that 0.01% of the human population is transgender therefore they only deserve 0.01% of media attention & rent-free space in everyone else’s heads
When they can exist in peace, they will.
Edit: Spelling.
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Well, ok, but I draw the line at them having more than 25 missiles
No assault projectiles
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The music is amazing, the art is gorgeous, I found most of the combat really fun… but I can almost guarantee you’ll need to look up a walkthrough at some point. Metroid is notorious for hiding really specific things you need to advance in nearly impossible-to-find spaces on these huge maps that you are constantly backtracking through anyway.
Played Metroid Prime on GC as a kid, got stuck, couldn’t manage to advance and stopped playing. Decade later wanted to tackle the game finally. Stuck at the same part. Goddamn.
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Played Metroid Prime on GC as a kid, got stuck, couldn’t manage to advance and stopped playing. Decade later wanted to tackle the game finally. Stuck at the same part. Goddamn.
oof, going back to games you couldn’t beat as a kid and then figuring out where you got stuck feels so good. not getting that dopamine must have sucked! usually game designers learn from their mistakes but it feels like the people who worked on metroid went with a “if it aint broke, dont fix it” mindset. only problem is, that shit IS broke!
I’ve heard the most recent games have some kind of radar, which is nice i guess? but feels like a bandaid over the real solution of designing the level to guide you where you need to go. at least have it give a hint! surely theyre capable of it! from super metroid, to fusion, to zero mission, to prime, they really just kept screwing that up for so long
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I haven’t played the metroid games yet, I really should.
Super Metroid and Metroid Prime series are fantastic. Metroid Dread is fun.
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Can I get a list of pros and cons before I make a decision please
Pros:
It would be hella coolCons:
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Time to put the phobos in transphobes.
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Pros:
It would be hella coolCons:
Airport security would be a nightmarePro: Samus arm makes YOU the security feature of the airport… and anywhere you go, really.
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Samus should protect them, because that is the only name someone will hear
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And don’t forget double jumps!
