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Ancient scout: reporting in, sir.
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Ancient scout: reporting in, sir. We probably missed a few in the underbrush, but our army definitely killed at least 317 dudes.
Ancient general: I report to the senate that we killed roughly a thousand dudes. Give me a promotion.
Ancient cousin at the tavern: yeah I heards they killeds thousands of dudes
Ancient historian getting paid by the general’s grandson: and as everyone knows, they killed ten thousand dudes, it was glorious.
Modern historian: ancient peoples had no concept of numbers beyond ten thousand, it’s like saying infinity. I ran some simulations in Total War Rome and I conclude they killed at least a hundred thousand dudes, three times the estimated population of the province
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