We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk Rule

I was reading some “conservative” Christian saying how if he survives it proves that God intervened and it would be a true miracle.

Well, he didn’t. So I guess God isn’t real, but maybe witches are?

There’s also the possibility God wanted him to die. Shout out to big G in that case.

I call him Sky Daddy

As long as he continues dropping fascists I’ll call him whatever he wants. Or she. Or it.

Plot twist: the assasin was one of the Etsy witches

It was the one with the “Shit your pants” spell

God is agender. So was Adam till god split him into two sexes

Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate.

Wow. Hands-on manifesting. That’s some commitment to the magical arts.

I’ve often heard of 30-06 spoken of with the same sort of reverence given to mythical numerology. Given the age of the rifle, it probably had a wooden stock. Very connected to nature. And a bolt action, too — each bullet sent one at a time, with an intention imparted upon it by the practiced motion of human hands, rather than through some trickery of gas pressures, physics, and precision milling.
A real artisan of the craft. There’s powerful magic in symbolism and ritual actions.

This is now cannon.

You can believe whatever you want to believe. I was just pointing out canonically God is they them