I'm watching a spy TV series and every house/apartment that they break into is pristine perfect. No clothes or poorly folded blankets in the living room, no dishes drying in the sink, let alone dirty ones!

It's probably a good thing that I'm unlikely to ever be the target of a spy, my house is nowhere near tidy enough!

Order restored.

Pi got up of his own volition.

I have acquired another drink, plus snacks (cheese, seaweed crackers, and hummus).

I have made one drink. (Dirty Russian)

I have consumed 9/10 of drink.

I would like another drink.

Unfortunately/fortunately (?) I've been catted.

If was here, he would have made me another drink. Then again, if was still here I wouldn't need another drink.

The alcoholic widow's paradox.