@fribbledom
They're hee.eere...

Finished with errands, chillin' at the Curvy Wurvy Timey Wimey fountain.

The #FuckNazis bench was occupied.

Has anyone actually SEEN the purported front page of The National 󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, with besties Epstein and Puppyfucker, that's been floating across my timeline all day, on the newsstands?

@thomas_klopf
It is.

*whistles innocently*

Roll in the hay?
#Audrey

My kissmate has been communicating with one of the fashion boutiques downtown for a few weeks, about working there as a floor person.

Today, she's doing a 4 hour "trial and training" shift.

I'm excited for her. It'll give her "something to do".

I truly hope she can adjust to being awake at this time of day. (her usual sleep schedule is ~0400ish until ~1300ish)

@streetartutopia
All this time I thought I was already following your account; your posts cross my timeline "all the time".

This has since been remedied.

🧊️🦔️🧊

Also, hedgehogs start "hibernation" in late autumn, with most sources saying circa the October/November border... but I've also seen late September.

I'm starting to get my hopes up that he might actually winter with us.

The Hedgehog Hotel meets all the requisite requirements for a cozy winter lodge, and has fresh food and water "right outside the door". Always.

At what point, if ever, does #SpinyNorman stop being #NotOurCat, and become "Cat #4"?

We plan on going to the pet store on Saturday:

¹) Water bottle. Of the type one hangs in Guinea Pig or Rat cages, in a largish size.

²) Flea powder. He scratches himself constantly.

I hope it's not "put him in a bag with powder and shake vigorously".

³) Dried insect larvae. Kinda like raisins made from mealworms. I just found out about these today.

From what I gather, plain ol' cat kibbles has everything a growing hedgehog needs, so this is strictly to add a little variety.

*crunch*crunch*crunch*

Everything's better chez Blippy.
#SpinyNorman #NotOurCat #HedgehogsOfMastodon

4 more minutes...
#Anticipation

Oh, hey! #SommerhausDerStars is starting tonight! I do love me some #TrashTV...

Heute | 20:30 | RTL
Das Sommerhaus der Stars – Kampf der Promipaare
https://www.tvspielfilm.de/tv-programm/sendung/das-sommerhaus-der-stars-–-kampf-der-promipaare,68ad7571d1fc432d2af8076c.html

@ravensrod
*waves eyestalks*

@mattsheffield
Has it been shown beyond a reasonable doubt that Pam Bondi was NOT one of Epstein's girls?

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself

*whistles innocently*
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

@ravensrod
*waves eyestalks*

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A clear, cool morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of pedophile rapists.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles

Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

Слава Україні!

Today's agenda: Not sure what day it is.

@thejessiekirk
I'm reasonably sure what's pictured didn't actually happen. I'm reasonably sure you, or anyone else here, doesn't really think that's what happened.

I'm also reasonably sure *MOST* people here understand that it's "humor", not "paranoid conspiracy theory".

So... no. I shan't stop.

PS - I expect you'll probably mute or block me now. No huhu! Control over one's timeline is the 2nd greatest thing about this place. (#HephalumpWorld)

The greatest being y'all.