The audacity of a company with a nine-figure valuation to reach out about a speaking gig and ask me what my "discounted rate" is. My website says "Attempts to haggle will incur additional fees" so I'm charging extra for that.

Random shower thought of the morning: If you're a restaurant, and your menu is a QR code, then you should be required by law to have free, non-password-protected WiFi.

One of my keyboard stickers fell off so I guess I have one F to give today