The world is a cold, hard place but you can go to sleep at night knowing shrimp can absolutely dance. They got moves you know. Under the sea, shrimp know disco. #fiberArts #artsAndCrafts

Do you even lift, bro? Bro, yes ofc ‍ #MastoArt #Halloween

I also received a poor performance review from your dad. #MastoArt #shark #puffin