Surely this new iPhone will quell the unease and foreboding in my soul.

#capitalism

Hey there. I’m your friendly neighborhood OT manufacturer. It looks like you want to download a data sheet for one of our devices.

It’s easy!

All you have to do is log into our support portal. Then search for the device you want.

You found it! Good job!

Now you can click download!

That will let you download A CUSTOM WINDOWS BINARY THAT WILL DOWNLOAD THE FILE YOU WANTED

ITS SO MUCH EASIER THAN SENDING YOU THE FILE DIRECTLY

YOUR ANGUISH SUSTAINS US

#programming #infosec #enshittification