@0x00string
"My belt holds up my pants but the belt loops hold up my belt. Who is the real hero here?"

@Nikolas
I grew up in Phoenix. Heat absolutely induces rage

Denying the problem doesn't fix it
#usPol

Democrats are busy saying political violence has no place in this country while I'm pretty sure Republicans are actually making more room for it
#usPol

@backupbear
If is helps, the CEO of Apple also granted Trump a solid gold stand with an award in a show of fealty.

@AeonCypher
So far it's just the Right sitting at themselves, i think. Trump and now Kirk

@solownh
They used it to get into office too, i recall

Shooting people is bad.

Change My mind

@log @writeblankspace @fesshole
Roflcopter over here, thank you

@wandrew
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??"

Why does it feel like people say "thoughts and prayers" when they don't want to think or say anything meaningful

@cmconseils
I love this from my head tomatoes

@alyx_woodward
Yikes! Fortunately my wallet is made of bicycle inner tube rubber. Very hard to nick it unnoticed
(People have failed)

@timberwraith
Fuck Gavin

@alyx_woodward
I'm glad it turned up!

I found my wallet! This will be a great relief to everyone because no one knew i was missing it.

@redsad
I thought it was "Taco TOday"

If your watch can't run for six years without help i assume you keep the winding key in a locket

Taking Care of Grandkids

#GrandpaASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames

@BleepingComputer
Google is strangling the thing they need to survive. It would be a lot cooler for everyone if that wasn't literally the entire Internet as we know it