Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • All Topics
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Caint logo. It's just text.
  1. Home
  2. The Caint Lock-In
  3. Microblog Memes
  4. You calm down

You calm down

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Microblog Memes
14 Posts 12 Posters 4 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • RmDebArc_5R This user is from outside of this forum
    RmDebArc_5R This user is from outside of this forum
    RmDebArc_5
    wrote last edited by
    #1
    This post did not contain any content.
    T V G D B 7 Replies Last reply
    251
    • RmDebArc_5R RmDebArc_5
      This post did not contain any content.
      T This user is from outside of this forum
      T This user is from outside of this forum
      traches@sh.itjust.works
      wrote last edited by
      #2

      Garmin is neat because it waits till you calm down to tell you you were stressed. Then you’re like „huh, yeah, I guess I was. Thanks for recognizing that!”

      1 Reply Last reply
      33
      • RmDebArc_5R RmDebArc_5
        This post did not contain any content.
        V This user is from outside of this forum
        V This user is from outside of this forum
        viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        wrote last edited by
        #3

        And Sam was in Birmingham at the time! That’s not even CLOSE to the Mediterranean, or indeed any sea!

        That’s how pissed off he was.

        1 Reply Last reply
        10
        • RmDebArc_5R RmDebArc_5
          This post did not contain any content.
          V This user is from outside of this forum
          V This user is from outside of this forum
          viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          wrote last edited by
          #4

          Mine just assumes that I’m working out.

          A couple years ago when I was in awful shape and arguing with family on a hot day, my pulse and perspiration was such that my watch thought I had gone for a swim 😄

          1 Reply Last reply
          16
          • RmDebArc_5R RmDebArc_5
            This post did not contain any content.
            G This user is from outside of this forum
            G This user is from outside of this forum
            glimse@lemmy.world
            wrote last edited by
            #5

            I know this is a joke but it made me think how messed up it is that we’ve outsourced recognizing our own emotions lol

            Also, now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

            O C 2 Replies Last reply
            15
            • RmDebArc_5R RmDebArc_5
              This post did not contain any content.
              D This user is from outside of this forum
              D This user is from outside of this forum
              damage@feddit.it
              wrote last edited by
              #6

              Watch was right. No point getting upset over work.

              1 Reply Last reply
              2
              • RmDebArc_5R RmDebArc_5
                This post did not contain any content.
                B This user is from outside of this forum
                B This user is from outside of this forum
                bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
                wrote last edited by
                #7

                You weren’t able to understand until that moment?

                1 Reply Last reply
                4
                • G glimse@lemmy.world

                  I know this is a joke but it made me think how messed up it is that we’ve outsourced recognizing our own emotions lol

                  Also, now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

                  O This user is from outside of this forum
                  O This user is from outside of this forum
                  otacon239@lemmy.world
                  wrote last edited by otacon239@lemmy.world
                  #8

                  There’s a reason the only smartwatch I’d allow health tracking on is the Pebble. I really don’t like the idea of a corp having realtime heartbeat info on me.

                  G N 2 Replies Last reply
                  9
                  • O otacon239@lemmy.world

                    There’s a reason the only smartwatch I’d allow health tracking on is the Pebble. I really don’t like the idea of a corp having realtime heartbeat info on me.

                    G This user is from outside of this forum
                    G This user is from outside of this forum
                    glimse@lemmy.world
                    wrote last edited by
                    #9

                    But imagine the relevant ads you could be served…

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    2
                    • RmDebArc_5R RmDebArc_5
                      This post did not contain any content.
                      pimento64@sopuli.xyzP This user is from outside of this forum
                      pimento64@sopuli.xyzP This user is from outside of this forum
                      pimento64@sopuli.xyz
                      wrote last edited by
                      #10

                      Telling people “calm down” is a very unconstructive de-escalation tactic because it has no substance. People respond much better if you address specific conduct, explain a potential consequence, ask for something else, and then give space.
                      For example, when someone needs to calm down, I tell them “You’d better fix that attitude problem of yours before it gets you into trouble”, and then as soon as they begin to respond I interrupt with “Close your mouth” and I walk away. This makes people realize they’re overreacting and they calm down right away.

                      A S 2 Replies Last reply
                      5
                      • O otacon239@lemmy.world

                        There’s a reason the only smartwatch I’d allow health tracking on is the Pebble. I really don’t like the idea of a corp having realtime heartbeat info on me.

                        N This user is from outside of this forum
                        N This user is from outside of this forum
                        nailingjello@lemmy.zip
                        wrote last edited by
                        #11

                        I’m excited for my new Pebble to arrive, but it’ll be a few more months at least.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        1
                        • pimento64@sopuli.xyzP pimento64@sopuli.xyz

                          Telling people “calm down” is a very unconstructive de-escalation tactic because it has no substance. People respond much better if you address specific conduct, explain a potential consequence, ask for something else, and then give space.
                          For example, when someone needs to calm down, I tell them “You’d better fix that attitude problem of yours before it gets you into trouble”, and then as soon as they begin to respond I interrupt with “Close your mouth” and I walk away. This makes people realize they’re overreacting and they calm down right away.

                          A This user is from outside of this forum
                          A This user is from outside of this forum
                          IngeniousRocks (They/She)
                          wrote last edited by
                          #12

                          “You” statements are often read as accusatory, consider the “I” statement: “I need you to calm down because I’m becoming stressed by your attitude”

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          2
                          • pimento64@sopuli.xyzP pimento64@sopuli.xyz

                            Telling people “calm down” is a very unconstructive de-escalation tactic because it has no substance. People respond much better if you address specific conduct, explain a potential consequence, ask for something else, and then give space.
                            For example, when someone needs to calm down, I tell them “You’d better fix that attitude problem of yours before it gets you into trouble”, and then as soon as they begin to respond I interrupt with “Close your mouth” and I walk away. This makes people realize they’re overreacting and they calm down right away.

                            S This user is from outside of this forum
                            S This user is from outside of this forum
                            sploosh@lemmy.world
                            wrote last edited by
                            #13

                            None of that sounds productive to me. It seems accusatory and self-satisfied to the point of being abusive. Sounds like the kind of things infuriatingly rude people say and do to try and deflect from their own toxicity.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            2
                            • G glimse@lemmy.world

                              I know this is a joke but it made me think how messed up it is that we’ve outsourced recognizing our own emotions lol

                              Also, now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

                              C This user is from outside of this forum
                              C This user is from outside of this forum
                              clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                              wrote last edited by
                              #14

                              now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

                              Only if you choose devices that require all data go through their servers, like a garmin.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0

                              Reply
                              • Reply as topic
                              Log in to reply
                              • Oldest to Newest
                              • Newest to Oldest
                              • Most Votes


                              • Login

                              • Don't have an account? Register

                              • Login or register to search.
                              • First post
                                Last post
                              0
                              • Categories
                              • Recent
                              • Tags
                              • All Topics
                              • Popular
                              • World
                              • Users
                              • Groups