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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • You calm down

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    Mine just assumes that I’m working out. A couple years ago when I was in awful shape and arguing with family on a hot day, my pulse and perspiration was such that my watch thought I had gone for a swim
  • I figured this out during the pandemic

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    Unfortunately I think a lot of these people are like that fox news host… “Just kill em all.”
  • Welp

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    Brave Little Hitachi WandG
    Oh! Hah, I completely overlooked the timestamp. I never did twitter or bsky, micro blogging feels as opaque and pointless to me as Discord does to …well, most people.
  • What's one youve had?

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    I watch that show yearly when fall comes around.
  • Oh dear

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    While I appreciate the topological approach, I hold to a linguistic and practical reason for a hot dog, as it is usually eaten, not (typically) being a sandwich: what does it mean for a thing to be “sandwiched”? It means pressed on two sides, held together by the force of that pressure. what is the difference between a hot dog and a hero/po-boy/sub? Well, heros and po-boys are held together by the bread. You can turn them on their side, and they should not fall apart, because the primary force holding them together is pressure on either side of the bread. Hot dogs, at least in my limited experience, are defined by their toppings, which are placed atop the frankfurter, and held in place by gravity alone. As such I give my typology: if the primary force holding your dish together is pressure on two sides from a retaining material? Sandwich. If the primary force holding it together is gravity? That bread is being used as a trencher. As such, most hot dogs, most tacos, bread bowls and other such things are all basically just a version of a bread bowl or bread plate. For this reason, I call them “Trenchers”. Pizza is not primarily held together by gravity or by sandwiching forces, and thus is normally neither of these. Pizza’s primary force maintaining its integrity is the cheese and other sticky things holding onto any toppings. As such, pizza would be equivalent to toast with spread, cheese, and other toppings, similar to garlic bread. All functionally just “adorned breads”. So, to reiterate, I don’t disagree that hot dogs can be sandwiches, but in general practice, I do not believe they qualify, much like most tacos do not qualify.
  • BMW

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    Well thank you for this clarification
  • Free Speech Goes Only One Way

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    No one is celebrating You literally said in your previous post that all the people who celebrated were edgelords, meaning there WERE people celebrating. Which is it? How about you get your own story straight before accusing me of peddling second-rate propaganda. He was a hate monger Whatever the fuck that means… I agree that Fascism thrives on violence. Going around killing people is what they already are doing. Just par for the course. Okay, so your plan for fighting fascism is doing the exact same thing that you say fascism thrives on… do you really expect that to work? Instead we are trying to lionize a loser. I’m certainly not trying to lionize him. I’m trying to get it through your thick head that making him a martyr for his cause was a phenomenally stupid idea, and everyone who was celebrating it is an absolute retard. As objectionable and annoying as his words may have been while he was alive, none of them ever managed to fire up their base quite the way his death did. All this has accomplished is to pour oil on the fire. You thought fascism was bad now? Well, MAGA just got their Horst Wessel. It’s about to get way worse.
  • That actually made me angry.

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    That actually made me angry.
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    For some reason sweaty hairy ballsacks a aren’t quite as erotic. It’s more of smelling thing with those and less visual. I’m sure you can find some smut describing the scent in gratuitous detail.
  • Ominous Positivity

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    fizz@lemmy.nzF
    I need this creature to terrorise me so badly.
  • Wholesome

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    My cat Oliver used to scream at me when I would play Ornette Coleman
  • NOT MY BEST

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    Nah it’s not just a romantic partner thing. It’s a toxic family thing. Good if you’ve never experienced it! As mentioned, The Bear episode The Fishes with Jamie Lee Curtis offers an exaggerated example.
  • AB...

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    miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comM
    from: Steven Rosenthal
  • Stop spamming this.

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    People are scared and don’t know what to do besides share what’s scaring them in their online community. Let’s give this guy a break, huh? Also [image: df5e3737-d10e-4339-962d-4432b848206f.jpeg]
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    How come the rich can manipulate the masses if most creative people are left leaning? Money, specifically propaganda. Humans will believe anything if it is repeated enough times. A collective of broke anarchist artists will never reach as many people as a billionaire funded think tank and advertising agencies. if some bureaucrats can organise a regime change then all the left leaning people should be able to improve the situation This is an odd “if”. If you’re referencing something, I don’t get it. Generally regime change is carried out by men with guns (far too often backed by the United States). My question was “What do you expect left leaning people to do”. If you don’t have anything more specific than “improve the situation”, neither does anyone else. That is not terribly actionable.
  • Feeling Lonely

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    I have no issues with human connection, but I am also subject to capitalism.
  • I don't think that word means what you think it means

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    donD
    “We will never apparently forget.”
  • Is It Like This In Pyongyang?

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    Does the national guard know they don’t have to follow orders?
  • Enough is enough

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    missjinx@lemmy.worldM
    exactly. we do have A choice lol
  • Catwoman

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    BeeegScaaawyCrippleH
    Help fun police arrest this person they are no fun :3