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      traches@sh.itjust.works
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      Garmin is neat because it waits till you calm down to tell you you were stressed. Then you’re like „huh, yeah, I guess I was. Thanks for recognizing that!”

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        viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        And Sam was in Birmingham at the time! That’s not even CLOSE to the Mediterranean, or indeed any sea!

        That’s how pissed off he was.

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          viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Mine just assumes that I’m working out.

          A couple years ago when I was in awful shape and arguing with family on a hot day, my pulse and perspiration was such that my watch thought I had gone for a swim 😄

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            glimse@lemmy.world
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            I know this is a joke but it made me think how messed up it is that we’ve outsourced recognizing our own emotions lol

            Also, now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

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              damage@feddit.it
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              Watch was right. No point getting upset over work.

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                bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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                You weren’t able to understand until that moment?

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                  I know this is a joke but it made me think how messed up it is that we’ve outsourced recognizing our own emotions lol

                  Also, now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

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                  otacon239@lemmy.world
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                  There’s a reason the only smartwatch I’d allow health tracking on it’s the Pebble. I really don’t like the idea of a corp having realtime heartbeat info on me.

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                    There’s a reason the only smartwatch I’d allow health tracking on it’s the Pebble. I really don’t like the idea of a corp having realtime heartbeat info on me.

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                    glimse@lemmy.world
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                    But imagine the relevant ads you could be served…

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