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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • You calm down

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    I’m excited for my new Pebble to arrive, but it’ll be a few more months at least.
  • Oh dear

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    Counter arguments, a hotdog is a sausage, the bread is a condament. When you buy hotdogs at the store you’re taking about the pack, when you’re cooking a hotdog, you’re taking about the sausage being cooked. A hotdog on the grill is not in the bun. When you’re eating a hotdog without a bun, you’re still eating a hotdog. In the other direction, a hotdog with mustard is still called a hotdog meaning the mustard has no say in the state of the hotdog. Furthermore, we have splitlink sandwiches so a sausage as sandwich still needs the sandwich modifier. When I say “hotdog sandwich” it’s bothersome because it conjures the idea of hot dogs between two slices of bread. So if a hotdog is a hotdog with or without the bread, and a hotdog is a hotdog with or without the mustard, than the bread plays the same role and becomes a condament for the eating of a hotdog that belongs firmly in the category of sausage. Spare points to back this up is taco, chicken taco, fish taco, street taco, all need the modifier “taco”. If I say we’re having fish and serve a tuna taco, I’ve not given you the accurate information. The same goes for wraps, without the “wrap” modifier you get different information. In reverse, we do not ask for a bun to get a hotdog. Following along that line, we have split bun sandwiches which use a bun and are not explicitly hotdogs. Lastly, with this information you can order the incredibly cursed, split link split bun sandwich with mustard which presents as a cut hotdog with mustard but is in fact an entirely different thing all together.
  • What's one youve had?

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    Heck yeah! I watch this one every once in awhile, as I managed to get the DVDs back in the day. Always loved the imaginative deaths, the emotional hits, and how much they made me really like every character somehow. Still never prepared for some deaths, honestly. The bagel chopper one still makes me cringe.
  • Welp

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    Most of his supporters are okay with the things he’s doing. Epstein is what sickens them
  • So a soup with noodles is nachos but a soup without noodles is a salad.

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    nagaram@startrek.websiteN
    So a soup with noodles is nachos but a soup without noodles is a salad. What is the definition of noodles in this scenario? Is a Potato soup a salad and a Gnocchi soup Nachos? Is it the adding of carbs in general or is it specifically noodles? What about wild rice soup? Wild rice is a seed. So is it a Salad or a Nacho? Also, why is a Turducken a salad? Prepared correctly its a sushi or even a calzone. Also also the cube itself, does it have to be a carb outer layer? Pigs in a blanket are considered a sushi but what of smoked sausages wrapped in bacon?
  • BMW

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    Oh that’s a good safety feature then!
  • I figured this out during the pandemic

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    Read the Law of One. It explains it well.
  • Free Speech Goes Only One Way

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    No one is celebrating You literally said in your previous post that all the people who celebrated were edgelords, meaning there WERE people celebrating. Which is it? How about you get your own story straight before accusing me of peddling second-rate propaganda. He was a hate monger Whatever the fuck that means… I agree that Fascism thrives on violence. Going around killing people is what they already are doing. Just par for the course. Okay, so your plan for fighting fascism is doing the exact same thing that you say fascism thrives on… do you really expect that to work? Instead we are trying to lionize a loser. I’m certainly not trying to lionize him. I’m trying to get it through your thick head that making him a martyr for his cause was a phenomenally stupid idea, and everyone who was celebrating it is an absolute retard. As objectionable and annoying as his words may have been while he was alive, none of them ever managed to fire up their base quite the way his death did. All this has accomplished is to pour oil on the fire. You thought fascism was bad now? Well, MAGA just got their Horst Wessel. It’s about to get way worse.
  • That actually made me angry.

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    That actually made me angry.
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    For some reason sweaty hairy ballsacks a aren’t quite as erotic. It’s more of smelling thing with those and less visual. I’m sure you can find some smut describing the scent in gratuitous detail.
  • Ominous Positivity

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    I need this creature to terrorise me so badly.
  • Wholesome

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    My cat Oliver used to scream at me when I would play Ornette Coleman
  • NOT MY BEST

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    Nah it’s not just a romantic partner thing. It’s a toxic family thing. Good if you’ve never experienced it! As mentioned, The Bear episode The Fishes with Jamie Lee Curtis offers an exaggerated example.
  • AB...

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    miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comM
    from: Steven Rosenthal
  • Stop spamming this.

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    People are scared and don’t know what to do besides share what’s scaring them in their online community. Let’s give this guy a break, huh? Also [image: df5e3737-d10e-4339-962d-4432b848206f.jpeg]
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    How come the rich can manipulate the masses if most creative people are left leaning? Money, specifically propaganda. Humans will believe anything if it is repeated enough times. A collective of broke anarchist artists will never reach as many people as a billionaire funded think tank and advertising agencies. if some bureaucrats can organise a regime change then all the left leaning people should be able to improve the situation This is an odd “if”. If you’re referencing something, I don’t get it. Generally regime change is carried out by men with guns (far too often backed by the United States). My question was “What do you expect left leaning people to do”. If you don’t have anything more specific than “improve the situation”, neither does anyone else. That is not terribly actionable.
  • Feeling Lonely

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    I have no issues with human connection, but I am also subject to capitalism.
  • I don't think that word means what you think it means

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    “We will never apparently forget.”
  • Is It Like This In Pyongyang?

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    Does the national guard know they don’t have to follow orders?
  • Enough is enough

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    missjinx@lemmy.worldM
    exactly. we do have A choice lol