Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • All Topics
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Caint logo. It's just text.
  1. Home
  2. Funny
  3. *'What a weird period of time they lived in.'*
Welcome to Caint!

Issues? Post in Comments & Feedback
You can now view, reply, and favourite posts from the Fediverse. You can click here or click on the on the navigation bar on the left.

*'What a weird period of time they lived in.'*

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Funny
funny
83 Posts 58 Posters 4 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
    This post did not contain any content.
    Die Martin DieD This user is from outside of this forum
    Die Martin DieD This user is from outside of this forum
    Die Martin Die
    wrote last edited by diemartin@sh.itjust.works
    #12

    Holy Shit, That's Boomer As Fuck

    ScrubblesS E 2 Replies Last reply
    293
    • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
      This post did not contain any content.
      Iced RaktajinoI This user is from outside of this forum
      Iced RaktajinoI This user is from outside of this forum
      Iced Raktajino
      wrote last edited by
      #13

      At least we’re not doing duckface anymore.

      1 Reply Last reply
      5
      • T TurboWafflz

        I mean to be fair I feel like various body modifications have always existed and probably will always exist. At most this will probably just look dated once everyone moves onto wanting spiky foreheads or something instead of bigger boobs

        K This user is from outside of this forum
        K This user is from outside of this forum
        GingaNinga
        wrote last edited by
        #14

        wen mantis blades/cyberpunk stuff?

        R 1 Reply Last reply
        8
        • P protist@mander.xyz

          W This user is from outside of this forum
          W This user is from outside of this forum
          woodscientist@lemmy.world
          wrote last edited by
          #15

          The real scary thing about those rings is that they can’t actually be taken off. Wear them long enough, and the neck muscles atrophy to the point where you’re incapable of holding up your own head. Take the rings off and your head flops over like a wet noodle.

          G D 2 Replies Last reply
          52
          • Die Martin DieD Die Martin Die

            Holy Shit, That's Boomer As Fuck

            ScrubblesS This user is from outside of this forum
            ScrubblesS This user is from outside of this forum
            Scrubbles
            wrote last edited by
            #16

            Seriously the lamest boomer humor. I can see my angry conservative uncle posting this, nothing better to do than tear people younger than him down

            B R S 3 Replies Last reply
            89
            • M mora@pawb.social

              Trixie, that you? As long as they had a good time😁

              (Also because I am curious: do implants really last longer than human skin and organs?)

              B This user is from outside of this forum
              B This user is from outside of this forum
              burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
              wrote last edited by
              #17

              Well, it looks like subcutaneous injections off silicones do see small molecules of it wrapped in vacuoles in the blood (though the injections are of fluids, so can’t be certain of the breakdown of more solid forms [https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6358378/]). Silicones do burn, producing silica powder, which means it is subject to oxidation-reduction reactions in some manner. Some silicones break down readily in organic processes. The wikipedia article notes clay as being particularly catalytic. The medical grade silicones don’t have even that little bit available for long term study (especially of the thousands of years variety you’d need for this picture), but I’d take a wager even they would eventually decay. Buuuut, the decay would likely be slower than skin/organs.

              L 1 Reply Last reply
              3
              • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
                This post did not contain any content.
                IninewCrowI This user is from outside of this forum
                IninewCrowI This user is from outside of this forum
                IninewCrow
                wrote last edited by
                #18

                All alien archeologists will find on our planet is the KPg layer marking the asteroid impact that wiped out the dinosaurs … and another thin layer of radioactive rock and soil evenly dispersed across the planet that marked the end of our period on the planet.

                1 Reply Last reply
                12
                • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  N This user is from outside of this forum
                  N This user is from outside of this forum
                  njm1314@lemmy.world
                  wrote last edited by
                  #19

                  Does this person think fake nails are attached to your bones?

                  🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 1 Reply Last reply
                  32
                  • N njm1314@lemmy.world

                    Does this person think fake nails are attached to your bones?

                    🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K This user is from outside of this forum
                    🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K This user is from outside of this forum
                    🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
                    wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
                    #20

                    She was sick and tired of them always falling off and got them surgically attached the last time she went in for her regular botox injections.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    24
                    • W woodscientist@lemmy.world

                      The real scary thing about those rings is that they can’t actually be taken off. Wear them long enough, and the neck muscles atrophy to the point where you’re incapable of holding up your own head. Take the rings off and your head flops over like a wet noodle.

                      G This user is from outside of this forum
                      G This user is from outside of this forum
                      gork@sopuli.xyz
                      wrote last edited by gork@sopuli.xyz
                      #21

                      It must suck to have an itch there and you can’t scratch it

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      22
                      • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
                        This post did not contain any content.
                        (des)mosthenesD This user is from outside of this forum
                        (des)mosthenesD This user is from outside of this forum
                        (des)mosthenes
                        wrote last edited by
                        #22

                        lol make up on the eye bones

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        9
                        • M mora@pawb.social

                          Trixie, that you? As long as they had a good time😁

                          (Also because I am curious: do implants really last longer than human skin and organs?)

                          F This user is from outside of this forum
                          F This user is from outside of this forum
                          FerretyFever0
                          wrote last edited by
                          #23

                          Lip filler and botox, no. But breast implants can apparently last up to 500 years or something.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          2
                          • T TurboWafflz

                            I mean to be fair I feel like various body modifications have always existed and probably will always exist. At most this will probably just look dated once everyone moves onto wanting spiky foreheads or something instead of bigger boobs

                            L This user is from outside of this forum
                            L This user is from outside of this forum
                            lucky_777@lemmy.world
                            wrote last edited by
                            #24

                            Body mods will go the way of the dinosaur. It’ll all be digital avatars or things like the “surrogates” movie.

                            D 1 Reply Last reply
                            2
                            • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT tehbamski@lemmy.world
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                              sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                              sterile_technique@lemmy.world
                              wrote last edited by
                              #25

                              Archaeologists circa 2184 will have a much more interesting job.

                              tehbamski@lemmy.worldT M blackmist@feddit.ukB 3 Replies Last reply
                              55
                              • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS sterile_technique@lemmy.world

                                Archaeologists circa 2184 will have a much more interesting job.

                                tehbamski@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                                tehbamski@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                                tehbamski@lemmy.world
                                wrote last edited by
                                #26

                                Hmmm… oddly, I feel like I’m having a Total Recall.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                14
                                • ScrubblesS Scrubbles

                                  Seriously the lamest boomer humor. I can see my angry conservative uncle posting this, nothing better to do than tear people younger than him down

                                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                                  bcsven@lemmy.ca
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #27

                                  Not really against younger people, we have 70 year old stars with these augmentations.

                                  ScrubblesS 1 Reply Last reply
                                  32
                                  • M mora@pawb.social

                                    Trixie, that you? As long as they had a good time😁

                                    (Also because I am curious: do implants really last longer than human skin and organs?)

                                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                                    bcsven@lemmy.ca
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #28

                                    Yeah. My wife had her implants taken out after 30 years; They looked brand new. Plastics are not forever, but last a very very long time.

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    4
                                    • W woodscientist@lemmy.world

                                      The real scary thing about those rings is that they can’t actually be taken off. Wear them long enough, and the neck muscles atrophy to the point where you’re incapable of holding up your own head. Take the rings off and your head flops over like a wet noodle.

                                      D This user is from outside of this forum
                                      D This user is from outside of this forum
                                      duamerthrax@lemmy.world
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #29

                                      It’s one of those status things. They don’t have to take the rings off because they’re wealthy. Fair skin or white cloths meant you didn’t do manual manual outside. Nowadays, tan skin means you have enough downtime to either go to the beach or tanning salon.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      17
                                      • L lucky_777@lemmy.world

                                        Body mods will go the way of the dinosaur. It’ll all be digital avatars or things like the “surrogates” movie.

                                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                                        duamerthrax@lemmy.world
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #30

                                        Surrogates was a terrible movie.

                                        L R 2 Replies Last reply
                                        1
                                        • D duamerthrax@lemmy.world

                                          Surrogates was a terrible movie.

                                          L This user is from outside of this forum
                                          L This user is from outside of this forum
                                          lucky_777@lemmy.world
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #31

                                          Wasn’t that bad! I could definitely see humanity getting to that point.

                                          D 1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • All Topics
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups