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  • M mora@pawb.social

    Trixie, that you? As long as they had a good time๐Ÿ˜

    (Also because I am curious: do implants really last longer than human skin and organs?)

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    burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Well, it looks like subcutaneous injections off silicones do see small molecules of it wrapped in vacuoles in the blood (though the injections are of fluids, so canโ€™t be certain of the breakdown of more solid forms [https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6358378/]). Silicones do burn, producing silica powder, which means it is subject to oxidation-reduction reactions in some manner. Some silicones break down readily in organic processes. The wikipedia article notes clay as being particularly catalytic. The medical grade silicones donโ€™t have even that little bit available for long term study (especially of the thousands of years variety youโ€™d need for this picture), but Iโ€™d take a wager even they would eventually decay. Buuuut, the decay would likely be slower than skin/organs.

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      IninewCrow
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      All alien archeologists will find on our planet is the KPg layer marking the asteroid impact that wiped out the dinosaurs โ€ฆ and another thin layer of radioactive rock and soil evenly dispersed across the planet that marked the end of our period on the planet.

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        njm1314@lemmy.world
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        Does this person think fake nails are attached to your bones?

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        • N njm1314@lemmy.world

          Does this person think fake nails are attached to your bones?

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          She was sick and tired of them always falling off and got them surgically attached the last time she went in for her regular botox injections.

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          • W woodscientist@lemmy.world

            The real scary thing about those rings is that they canโ€™t actually be taken off. Wear them long enough, and the neck muscles atrophy to the point where youโ€™re incapable of holding up your own head. Take the rings off and your head flops over like a wet noodle.

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            gork@sopuli.xyz
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            It must suck to have an itch there and you canโ€™t scratch it

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              (des)mosthenes
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              lol make up on the eye bones

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              • M mora@pawb.social

                Trixie, that you? As long as they had a good time๐Ÿ˜

                (Also because I am curious: do implants really last longer than human skin and organs?)

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                FerretyFever0
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                #23

                Lip filler and botox, no. But breast implants can apparently last up to 500 years or something.

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                • T TurboWafflz

                  I mean to be fair I feel like various body modifications have always existed and probably will always exist. At most this will probably just look dated once everyone moves onto wanting spiky foreheads or something instead of bigger boobs

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                  lucky_777@lemmy.world
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                  Body mods will go the way of the dinosaur. Itโ€™ll all be digital avatars or things like the โ€œsurrogatesโ€ movie.

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                    sterile_technique@lemmy.world
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                    Archaeologists circa 2184 will have a much more interesting job.

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                    • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS sterile_technique@lemmy.world

                      Archaeologists circa 2184 will have a much more interesting job.

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                      tehbamski@lemmy.world
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                      Hmmmโ€ฆ oddly, I feel like Iโ€™m having a Total Recall.

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                      • ScrubblesS Scrubbles

                        Seriously the lamest boomer humor. I can see my angry conservative uncle posting this, nothing better to do than tear people younger than him down

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                        bcsven@lemmy.ca
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                        Not really against younger people, we have 70 year old stars with these augmentations.

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                        • M mora@pawb.social

                          Trixie, that you? As long as they had a good time๐Ÿ˜

                          (Also because I am curious: do implants really last longer than human skin and organs?)

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                          bcsven@lemmy.ca
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                          Yeah. My wife had her implants taken out after 30 years; They looked brand new. Plastics are not forever, but last a very very long time.

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                          • W woodscientist@lemmy.world

                            The real scary thing about those rings is that they canโ€™t actually be taken off. Wear them long enough, and the neck muscles atrophy to the point where youโ€™re incapable of holding up your own head. Take the rings off and your head flops over like a wet noodle.

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                            duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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                            Itโ€™s one of those status things. They donโ€™t have to take the rings off because theyโ€™re wealthy. Fair skin or white cloths meant you didnโ€™t do manual manual outside. Nowadays, tan skin means you have enough downtime to either go to the beach or tanning salon.

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                            • L lucky_777@lemmy.world

                              Body mods will go the way of the dinosaur. Itโ€™ll all be digital avatars or things like the โ€œsurrogatesโ€ movie.

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                              duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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                              Surrogates was a terrible movie.

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                                Surrogates was a terrible movie.

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                                lucky_777@lemmy.world
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                                Wasnโ€™t that bad! I could definitely see humanity getting to that point.

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                                  Random_Character_A
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                                  The mysterious โ€œtits and assโ€ perioid, right before our machine overlords emerged.

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                                  • B bcsven@lemmy.ca

                                    Not really against younger people, we have 70 year old stars with these augmentations.

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                                    Scrubbles
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                                    The phone is the keystone for the young comment. Even though ime boomers use their phones more than younger generations, I see more boomer memes about โ€œphone use hahahaโ€ than any other

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                                    • L lucky_777@lemmy.world

                                      Wasnโ€™t that bad! I could definitely see humanity getting to that point.

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                                      duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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                                      It was pretty bad and all the problems were changes from the comic. The comic had the timetable for everything much more believable and went into the benefits of surrogates.

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                                        Holy Shit, That's Boomer As Fuck

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                                        errer@lemmy.world
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                                        Variants of this image are half the image reactions on Lemmy

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                                          morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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                                          That bag strap wouldnโ€™t hold up that long

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