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*'What a weird period of time they lived in.'*

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  • N njm1314@lemmy.world

    Does this person think fake nails are attached to your bones?

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    wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
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    She was sick and tired of them always falling off and got them surgically attached the last time she went in for her regular botox injections.

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    • W woodscientist@lemmy.world

      The real scary thing about those rings is that they can’t actually be taken off. Wear them long enough, and the neck muscles atrophy to the point where you’re incapable of holding up your own head. Take the rings off and your head flops over like a wet noodle.

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      gork@sopuli.xyz
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      It must suck to have an itch there and you can’t scratch it

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        lol make up on the eye bones

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        • M mora@pawb.social

          Trixie, that you? As long as they had a good time😁

          (Also because I am curious: do implants really last longer than human skin and organs?)

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          FerretyFever0
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          #23

          Lip filler and botox, no. But breast implants can apparently last up to 500 years or something.

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          • T TurboWafflz

            I mean to be fair I feel like various body modifications have always existed and probably will always exist. At most this will probably just look dated once everyone moves onto wanting spiky foreheads or something instead of bigger boobs

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            lucky_777@lemmy.world
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            Body mods will go the way of the dinosaur. It’ll all be digital avatars or things like the “surrogates” movie.

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              sterile_technique@lemmy.world
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              Archaeologists circa 2184 will have a much more interesting job.

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              • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS sterile_technique@lemmy.world

                Archaeologists circa 2184 will have a much more interesting job.

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                tehbamski@lemmy.world
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                Hmmm… oddly, I feel like I’m having a Total Recall.

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                • ScrubblesS Scrubbles

                  Seriously the lamest boomer humor. I can see my angry conservative uncle posting this, nothing better to do than tear people younger than him down

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                  bcsven@lemmy.ca
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                  Not really against younger people, we have 70 year old stars with these augmentations.

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                  • M mora@pawb.social

                    Trixie, that you? As long as they had a good time😁

                    (Also because I am curious: do implants really last longer than human skin and organs?)

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                    bcsven@lemmy.ca
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                    Yeah. My wife had her implants taken out after 30 years; They looked brand new. Plastics are not forever, but last a very very long time.

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                    • W woodscientist@lemmy.world

                      The real scary thing about those rings is that they can’t actually be taken off. Wear them long enough, and the neck muscles atrophy to the point where you’re incapable of holding up your own head. Take the rings off and your head flops over like a wet noodle.

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                      duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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                      It’s one of those status things. They don’t have to take the rings off because they’re wealthy. Fair skin or white cloths meant you didn’t do manual manual outside. Nowadays, tan skin means you have enough downtime to either go to the beach or tanning salon.

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                      • L lucky_777@lemmy.world

                        Body mods will go the way of the dinosaur. It’ll all be digital avatars or things like the “surrogates” movie.

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                        duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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                        Surrogates was a terrible movie.

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                        • D duamerthrax@lemmy.world

                          Surrogates was a terrible movie.

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                          lucky_777@lemmy.world
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                          Wasn’t that bad! I could definitely see humanity getting to that point.

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                            The mysterious “tits and ass” perioid, right before our machine overlords emerged.

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                            • B bcsven@lemmy.ca

                              Not really against younger people, we have 70 year old stars with these augmentations.

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                              Scrubbles
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                              The phone is the keystone for the young comment. Even though ime boomers use their phones more than younger generations, I see more boomer memes about “phone use hahaha” than any other

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                              • L lucky_777@lemmy.world

                                Wasn’t that bad! I could definitely see humanity getting to that point.

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                                duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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                                It was pretty bad and all the problems were changes from the comic. The comic had the timetable for everything much more believable and went into the benefits of surrogates.

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                                  Holy Shit, That's Boomer As Fuck

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                                  errer@lemmy.world
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                                  Variants of this image are half the image reactions on Lemmy

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                                    morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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                                    That bag strap wouldn’t hold up that long

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                                    • M morphballganon@mtgzone.com

                                      That bag strap wouldn’t hold up that long

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                                      normalexit@lemmy.world
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                                      Plastics make it possible!

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                                        mathemachristian [he/him]
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                                        Today on misogynist lemmy:

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                                        • ScrubblesS Scrubbles

                                          Seriously the lamest boomer humor. I can see my angry conservative uncle posting this, nothing better to do than tear people younger than him down

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                                          RaivoKulli
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                                          Boomer women are like this too tbqh

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