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  • WIZARD POPEđź’«W WIZARD POPEđź’«

    You switched to just drinking olive oil?

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    BeeegScaaawyCripple
    wrote last edited by
    #94

    Keeps you regular

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    • WIZARD POPEđź’«W WIZARD POPEđź’«

      https://oblizniprste.si/slastni-kruh/hot-dog-strucke/

      Here you go. Even the recipe to make it.

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      wrote last edited by heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
      #95

      all i can think is that it must be uneven lighting. that draws attention to and creates deeper shadows on part of the photo (more obvious on the photo of the raw rolls) and covers up other shadows in a way that makes it harder to intuit depth on 2D images.

      thanks for the recipe btw!

      ::: spoiler just for fun. the difference between google translate and firefox’s built in translate.
      Here’s Firefox
      For 6 loaves
      500 g soft flour
      1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half fresh
      100 ml of lukewarm milk
      150 ml of lukewarm water
      30 g of softened butter
      1 and 1/2 tablespoons of sour cream
      50 ml of oil
      1 egg
      1 teaspoon of salt
      1 tablespoon sugar

      Here’s the Google
      For 6 croissants
      500 g soft fluoride
      1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half of fresh yeast
      100 ml lukewarm milk
      150 ml lukewarm water
      30 g softened butter
      1 and 1/2 bids sour cream
      50 ml of oil
      1 egg
      1 teaspoon salt
      1 suck sugar

      heh keep knockin it outta the park Googs. anyone know where i can buy some soft fluoride?
      :::

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      • P postmortal_pop@lemmy.world

        Counter arguments, a hotdog is a sausage, the bread is a condament. When you buy hotdogs at the store you’re taking about the pack, when you’re cooking a hotdog, you’re taking about the sausage being cooked. A hotdog on the grill is not in the bun. When you’re eating a hotdog without a bun, you’re still eating a hotdog.

        In the other direction, a hotdog with mustard is still called a hotdog meaning the mustard has no say in the state of the hotdog.

        Furthermore, we have splitlink sandwiches so a sausage as sandwich still needs the sandwich modifier. When I say “hotdog sandwich” it’s bothersome because it conjures the idea of hot dogs between two slices of bread.

        So if a hotdog is a hotdog with or without the bread, and a hotdog is a hotdog with or without the mustard, than the bread plays the same role and becomes a condament for the eating of a hotdog that belongs firmly in the category of sausage.

        Spare points to back this up is taco, chicken taco, fish taco, street taco, all need the modifier “taco”. If I say we’re having fish and serve a tuna taco, I’ve not given you the accurate information. The same goes for wraps, without the “wrap” modifier you get different information. In reverse, we do not ask for a bun to get a hotdog. Following along that line, we have split bun sandwiches which use a bun and are not explicitly hotdogs.

        Lastly, with this information you can order the incredibly cursed, split link split bun sandwich with mustard which presents as a cut hotdog with mustard but is in fact an entirely different thing all together.

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        combatwombatesq@lemmy.world
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        #96

        I am sorry but I simply cannot accept food categorization advice from someone who classifies bread as a condiment. Please, educate yourself about what a condiment actually is: https://www.hilobrow.com/2010/09/07/de-condimentis-1/

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        • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

          all i can think is that it must be uneven lighting. that draws attention to and creates deeper shadows on part of the photo (more obvious on the photo of the raw rolls) and covers up other shadows in a way that makes it harder to intuit depth on 2D images.

          thanks for the recipe btw!

          ::: spoiler just for fun. the difference between google translate and firefox’s built in translate.
          Here’s Firefox
          For 6 loaves
          500 g soft flour
          1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half fresh
          100 ml of lukewarm milk
          150 ml of lukewarm water
          30 g of softened butter
          1 and 1/2 tablespoons of sour cream
          50 ml of oil
          1 egg
          1 teaspoon of salt
          1 tablespoon sugar

          Here’s the Google
          For 6 croissants
          500 g soft fluoride
          1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half of fresh yeast
          100 ml lukewarm milk
          150 ml lukewarm water
          30 g softened butter
          1 and 1/2 bids sour cream
          50 ml of oil
          1 egg
          1 teaspoon salt
          1 suck sugar

          heh keep knockin it outta the park Googs. anyone know where i can buy some soft fluoride?
          :::

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          WIZARD POPEđź’«
          wrote last edited by
          #97

          At the soft fluoride store.

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          • WIZARD POPEđź’«W WIZARD POPEđź’«

            At the soft fluoride store.

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            BeeegScaaawyCripple
            wrote last edited by
            #98

            also is soft fluoride different than hard fluoride or just less racist

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            • WIZARD POPEđź’«W WIZARD POPEđź’«

              Send me the name and place of the restaurant so I can check out how authentic their food is. Or I can send you some recipes.

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              postmortal_pop@lemmy.world
              wrote last edited by
              #99

              Here’s the site but I’ll totally take any recipe you have to share!

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              • WIZARD POPEđź’«W WIZARD POPEđź’«

                I will fight you on this.

                A hotdog is a specific type of soft sausage inside a bun. If you have just the sausage part you would not call that a hotdog (at least not where I live) but a frankfurter (we have a special word for this type of sausage).

                The bread needs to be a certain shape as well. Long round and thin. Either one where it goes in from the top (sliced by length)

                like this or pushed in the same way as the longer axis of bread goes like this

                .

                If you put it inside two slices of bread you made a frankfurter sandwich. So thus it needs to be the right sausage in the right bread to be considered a hotdog.

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                lolseas@sh.itjust.works
                wrote last edited by
                #100

                First picture has lettuce and tomato. Get the FUCK outta here.

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                  skrlet13@feddit.cl
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                  #101

                  A hot dog is a slice away of a sandwich

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                    First picture has lettuce and tomato. Get the FUCK outta here.

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                    WIZARD POPEđź’«
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                    #102

                    My man the only thing that matters is the bun.

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                    • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                      also is soft fluoride different than hard fluoride or just less racist

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                      WIZARD POPEđź’«
                      wrote last edited by
                      #103

                      Less harsh on the teeth.

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                      • P postmortal_pop@lemmy.world

                        Here’s the site but I’ll totally take any recipe you have to share!

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                        WIZARD POPEđź’«
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                        #104

                        I checked this and it looks alright. They sure got the ugly menu aesthetic right so it might be decent balkan grill.

                        About those recipes. I will have to check tomorrow it’s a bit late now. Also after thinking a bit I actually realised you can get most things you need for a good balkan barbeque just in the store here. You can get the bread, the ajvar, the kajmak, the meat and so on.

                        I will definitely find something to recomend and if not I’ll just tell you how to make sač. That’s more of an actual recipe than just the normal grill.

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                          titanicx@lemmy.zip
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                          #105

                          Taco Taco Taco Taco

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                          • WIZARD POPEđź’«W WIZARD POPEđź’«

                            My man the only thing that matters is the bun.

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                            lolseas@sh.itjust.works
                            wrote last edited by lolseas@sh.itjust.works
                            #106

                            Now you’re trying to incite a riot.

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                            • B but_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world

                              What is a pupusa? Is it a sandwich? But it’s tortilla so is it a taco? A quesadilla? A flavoured fat tortilla? Is it a dorito?

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                              dragonstaff@leminal.space
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                              They’re dumplings. Fried dough surrounding a savory filling.

                              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumpling

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                              • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                                i can smell that through the picture and i would like to come visit, have a prawn sammie and some gyro pizza please. would you mind legalizing cannabis for a couple weeks so i can visit and not die please thank you for your attention to this matter

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                                stoy@lemmy.zip
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                                #108

                                While I don’t particularly like drugs, I can’t see our current system having done anything but fail.

                                I’d rather legalize drugs with a decent tax to cover rehab clinics, than having the current illegal drug trade in Sweden be a constant drain on society.

                                So yeah, if I get to vote on the issue, I’ll vote for legalization.

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                                • S stoy@lemmy.zip

                                  While I don’t particularly like drugs, I can’t see our current system having done anything but fail.

                                  I’d rather legalize drugs with a decent tax to cover rehab clinics, than having the current illegal drug trade in Sweden be a constant drain on society.

                                  So yeah, if I get to vote on the issue, I’ll vote for legalization.

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                                  BeeegScaaawyCripple
                                  wrote last edited by heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
                                  #109

                                  oh dude you don’t want me to get ranting about legalization. it’s not even fully legal here and that means that i a lot of medical care gets denied to me, despite the fact that the local medical schools’ expert on cannabis uses me in her lectures as their ideal patient for medical cannabis treatment.

                                  i appreciate the intercontinental support tho

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