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  • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

    casseroles are jumbles held together with a binder (like egg, or cheese). some have pie crusts (on the bottom and/or top, example chicken pot pie). they are often one dish meals (the pizza pan) and often identified by their baking utensil (the pizza pan).

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    wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
    wrote last edited by wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
    #89

    Fair. I personally think that a pizza doesnt quite qulify, but i see the logic. By this logic, however, all pies are also casseroles. I’m OK with this. However, where does an open-faced bagel with shmear fit? Or a calzone?

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    • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

      I mean I sometimes just eat straight bread.

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      BeeegScaaawyCripple
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      i used to, but then i discovered the local olive oil press and, uh, i have gained some weight.

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      • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

        it’s the lack of deformation in the bun and the mustard looking like ez cheeze that’s uncannying my valley

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        #91

        https://oblizniprste.si/slastni-kruh/hot-dog-strucke/

        Here you go. Even the recipe to make it.

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        • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

          i used to, but then i discovered the local olive oil press and, uh, i have gained some weight.

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          You switched to just drinking olive oil?

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          • W wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works

            Fair. I personally think that a pizza doesnt quite qulify, but i see the logic. By this logic, however, all pies are also casseroles. I’m OK with this. However, where does an open-faced bagel with shmear fit? Or a calzone?

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            BeeegScaaawyCripple
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            i’m not a casserole expert but i think you need both filling and binder. Like a cheese egg quiche would not be a casserole but a cheese egg broccoli quiche would because cheese and eggs are both binders. So like with a chocolate mousse, it’s something else unless there’s chocolate chunks or nuts in that mousse. An open-faced bagel with shmear, is it one of those shmears that includes solids or is it just a smooth even shmear?

            i didn’t grow up in a house of pedants no how could you tell

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            • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

              You switched to just drinking olive oil?

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              BeeegScaaawyCripple
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              Keeps you regular

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              • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                https://oblizniprste.si/slastni-kruh/hot-dog-strucke/

                Here you go. Even the recipe to make it.

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                BeeegScaaawyCripple
                wrote last edited by heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
                #95

                all i can think is that it must be uneven lighting. that draws attention to and creates deeper shadows on part of the photo (more obvious on the photo of the raw rolls) and covers up other shadows in a way that makes it harder to intuit depth on 2D images.

                thanks for the recipe btw!

                ::: spoiler just for fun. the difference between google translate and firefox’s built in translate.
                Here’s Firefox
                For 6 loaves
                500 g soft flour
                1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half fresh
                100 ml of lukewarm milk
                150 ml of lukewarm water
                30 g of softened butter
                1 and 1/2 tablespoons of sour cream
                50 ml of oil
                1 egg
                1 teaspoon of salt
                1 tablespoon sugar

                Here’s the Google
                For 6 croissants
                500 g soft fluoride
                1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half of fresh yeast
                100 ml lukewarm milk
                150 ml lukewarm water
                30 g softened butter
                1 and 1/2 bids sour cream
                50 ml of oil
                1 egg
                1 teaspoon salt
                1 suck sugar

                heh keep knockin it outta the park Googs. anyone know where i can buy some soft fluoride?
                :::

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                • P postmortal_pop@lemmy.world

                  Counter arguments, a hotdog is a sausage, the bread is a condament. When you buy hotdogs at the store you’re taking about the pack, when you’re cooking a hotdog, you’re taking about the sausage being cooked. A hotdog on the grill is not in the bun. When you’re eating a hotdog without a bun, you’re still eating a hotdog.

                  In the other direction, a hotdog with mustard is still called a hotdog meaning the mustard has no say in the state of the hotdog.

                  Furthermore, we have splitlink sandwiches so a sausage as sandwich still needs the sandwich modifier. When I say “hotdog sandwich” it’s bothersome because it conjures the idea of hot dogs between two slices of bread.

                  So if a hotdog is a hotdog with or without the bread, and a hotdog is a hotdog with or without the mustard, than the bread plays the same role and becomes a condament for the eating of a hotdog that belongs firmly in the category of sausage.

                  Spare points to back this up is taco, chicken taco, fish taco, street taco, all need the modifier “taco”. If I say we’re having fish and serve a tuna taco, I’ve not given you the accurate information. The same goes for wraps, without the “wrap” modifier you get different information. In reverse, we do not ask for a bun to get a hotdog. Following along that line, we have split bun sandwiches which use a bun and are not explicitly hotdogs.

                  Lastly, with this information you can order the incredibly cursed, split link split bun sandwich with mustard which presents as a cut hotdog with mustard but is in fact an entirely different thing all together.

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                  combatwombatesq@lemmy.world
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                  I am sorry but I simply cannot accept food categorization advice from someone who classifies bread as a condiment. Please, educate yourself about what a condiment actually is: https://www.hilobrow.com/2010/09/07/de-condimentis-1/

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                  • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                    all i can think is that it must be uneven lighting. that draws attention to and creates deeper shadows on part of the photo (more obvious on the photo of the raw rolls) and covers up other shadows in a way that makes it harder to intuit depth on 2D images.

                    thanks for the recipe btw!

                    ::: spoiler just for fun. the difference between google translate and firefox’s built in translate.
                    Here’s Firefox
                    For 6 loaves
                    500 g soft flour
                    1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half fresh
                    100 ml of lukewarm milk
                    150 ml of lukewarm water
                    30 g of softened butter
                    1 and 1/2 tablespoons of sour cream
                    50 ml of oil
                    1 egg
                    1 teaspoon of salt
                    1 tablespoon sugar

                    Here’s the Google
                    For 6 croissants
                    500 g soft fluoride
                    1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half of fresh yeast
                    100 ml lukewarm milk
                    150 ml lukewarm water
                    30 g softened butter
                    1 and 1/2 bids sour cream
                    50 ml of oil
                    1 egg
                    1 teaspoon salt
                    1 suck sugar

                    heh keep knockin it outta the park Googs. anyone know where i can buy some soft fluoride?
                    :::

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                    wrote last edited by
                    #97

                    At the soft fluoride store.

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                    • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                      At the soft fluoride store.

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                      BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                      #98

                      also is soft fluoride different than hard fluoride or just less racist

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                      • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                        Send me the name and place of the restaurant so I can check out how authentic their food is. Or I can send you some recipes.

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                        postmortal_pop@lemmy.world
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                        #99

                        Here’s the site but I’ll totally take any recipe you have to share!

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                        • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                          I will fight you on this.

                          A hotdog is a specific type of soft sausage inside a bun. If you have just the sausage part you would not call that a hotdog (at least not where I live) but a frankfurter (we have a special word for this type of sausage).

                          The bread needs to be a certain shape as well. Long round and thin. Either one where it goes in from the top (sliced by length)

                          like this or pushed in the same way as the longer axis of bread goes like this

                          .

                          If you put it inside two slices of bread you made a frankfurter sandwich. So thus it needs to be the right sausage in the right bread to be considered a hotdog.

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                          lolseas@sh.itjust.works
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                          First picture has lettuce and tomato. Get the FUCK outta here.

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                            skrlet13@feddit.cl
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                            A hot dog is a slice away of a sandwich

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                              First picture has lettuce and tomato. Get the FUCK outta here.

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                              My man the only thing that matters is the bun.

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                              • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                                also is soft fluoride different than hard fluoride or just less racist

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                                Less harsh on the teeth.

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                                • P postmortal_pop@lemmy.world

                                  Here’s the site but I’ll totally take any recipe you have to share!

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                                  I checked this and it looks alright. They sure got the ugly menu aesthetic right so it might be decent balkan grill.

                                  About those recipes. I will have to check tomorrow it’s a bit late now. Also after thinking a bit I actually realised you can get most things you need for a good balkan barbeque just in the store here. You can get the bread, the ajvar, the kajmak, the meat and so on.

                                  I will definitely find something to recomend and if not I’ll just tell you how to make sač. That’s more of an actual recipe than just the normal grill.

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                                    titanicx@lemmy.zip
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                                    Taco Taco Taco Taco

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                                    • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                                      My man the only thing that matters is the bun.

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                                      lolseas@sh.itjust.works
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                                      Now you’re trying to incite a riot.

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                                      • B but_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world

                                        What is a pupusa? Is it a sandwich? But it’s tortilla so is it a taco? A quesadilla? A flavoured fat tortilla? Is it a dorito?

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                                        dragonstaff@leminal.space
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                                        They’re dumplings. Fried dough surrounding a savory filling.

                                        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumpling

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                                        • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                                          i can smell that through the picture and i would like to come visit, have a prawn sammie and some gyro pizza please. would you mind legalizing cannabis for a couple weeks so i can visit and not die please thank you for your attention to this matter

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                                          stoy@lemmy.zip
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                                          While I don’t particularly like drugs, I can’t see our current system having done anything but fail.

                                          I’d rather legalize drugs with a decent tax to cover rehab clinics, than having the current illegal drug trade in Sweden be a constant drain on society.

                                          So yeah, if I get to vote on the issue, I’ll vote for legalization.

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