Ominous Positivity
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You are damned to succeed.
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You are being liberated. Please do not resist.
K-2 was such a cool character:)
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It’ll be okay. You’ll live.
This one I’ve heard many times over the years. Every time I got a miner cut or scratch.
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My roommate once came up with a similar idea of a horrific monster always ironing your shirts against your will. You cannot stop it, your shirts will be perfectly ironed and everyone will be in awe at your perfectly ironed shirts. You don’t know where this creature comes from or why it does this, but it’s far too strong to be stopped. IT WILL IRON YOUR SHIRTS!
I need this creature to terrorise me so badly.
