@ai6yr My partner Brian worked at a group home a few years back. One day, another employee came in from taking out the trash, shrieking in panic that there were raccoons in the dumpster. They were shouting, "Call animal control! Don't anybody go out there!" Brian was a relaxed unflappable guy, and he calmly said, "Leave them to me". He found a large fallen tree branch, and tossed it into the dumpster, so that it slanted up towards the rim. Then he talked to them, saying stuff like, "Ok, party's over, you guys had better go while the going's good, otherwise they're going to call animal control on you. C'mon, let's move along!" They obediantly climbed up the branch, dropped to the ground, and scurried off into the woods. This news story reminded me of Brian's raccoon story, sort of... He never tried to give a raccoon CPR, though!