I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Red Chinese Dragon Plush. He is very round and very silly. That is all. You can go back to looking at all the other depressing content now.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Pigeon Shirt. Big fan of this one. Pigeon. Pigeoff. Just don't tell me it's pigeout of stock. Haha I'll see myself out folks.
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Wow, I never knew that.

That's so fascinating.

I need to meditate more.

Every financial advice article: If you deprive yourself of all joys in life, then you can save enough money to maintain your joyless lifestyle until you die.

That's helpful to know.

Some idiot accused me of buying fake bot followers. My followers are not bots. They are 60,000 ants that I trained to share and like my posts.

BREAKING NEWS: Reports indicate that the Department of War is changing its name to the Department of Slaughter. Pete Hegseth will make the official announcement later today while clubbing a baby seal on live television.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this possum mug. I feel seen. And understood. And slightly attacked.
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Fishy's favorite toy will always be a cardboard box. If there are multiple cardboard boxes, his favorite toy will be the one you don't want him to go in.

I wish more films and games accurately portrayed this.

It's important to see both sides. Yes, I get that most of you support right to repair laws. But corporations also have a right to make life objectively worse.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Not All Who Wander Are Lost pin. This is the perfect pin to put on your dog's collar in case they ever run away from home.
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