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Wow, I never knew that.

That's so fascinating.

I need to meditate more.

Every financial advice article: If you deprive yourself of all joys in life, then you can save enough money to maintain your joyless lifestyle until you die.

That's helpful to know.

Some idiot accused me of buying fake bot followers. My followers are not bots. They are 60,000 ants that I trained to share and like my posts.

BREAKING NEWS: Reports indicate that the Department of War is changing its name to the Department of Slaughter. Pete Hegseth will make the official announcement later today while clubbing a baby seal on live television.

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Fishy's favorite toy will always be a cardboard box. If there are multiple cardboard boxes, his favorite toy will be the one you don't want him to go in.

I wish more films and games accurately portrayed this.

It's important to see both sides. Yes, I get that most of you support right to repair laws. But corporations also have a right to make life objectively worse.

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