@miffyhelen that last one for me.

I have to pretend to be neurotypical* this weekend.Sometimes it's a fun game where you throw in random questions because you know people will like it:- How are you getting on with your job?- Didn't you go away recently?- Did you see that thing that's big on Netflix at the moment?Usually they then start talking about a thing and I can nod and smile and occasionally repeat back what they've said."Oh yeah, so expensive.... all the time, yeah! ... Greece in September... She had a potato up there?!"A few times yesterday I had people say, "nice to see you again!" and my brain wanted to say, "who the fuck are you?" because I don't remember them in the slightest. Today will be a fun day though.Feel free to suggest other top quality neurotypical questions I can use to make small talk with people I will probably never see again!#ActuallyAutistic *Shout out to my keyboard that suggested neurosyphilis as the word there...

@miffyhelen but I suppose it depends on what the toes look like too

@miffyhelen look into peel off base coats for nail polish. It's meant to be peeled and can be kind of fun. Just be aware it can come off in one big chunk. Lol

@miffyhelen clearly mine is just as imaginative...trinitybat