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  • pimento64@sopuli.xyzP pimento64@sopuli.xyz

    Telling people “calm down” is a very unconstructive de-escalation tactic because it has no substance. People respond much better if you address specific conduct, explain a potential consequence, ask for something else, and then give space.
    For example, when someone needs to calm down, I tell them “You’d better fix that attitude problem of yours before it gets you into trouble”, and then as soon as they begin to respond I interrupt with “Close your mouth” and I walk away. This makes people realize they’re overreacting and they calm down right away.

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    whelks_chance@lemmy.world
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    Sounds like a great way to get a chair upside the back of your head.

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    • S sploosh@lemmy.world

      None of that sounds productive to me. It seems accusatory and self-satisfied to the point of being abusive. Sounds like the kind of things infuriatingly rude people say and do to try and deflect from their own toxicity.

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      I thought that was the joke; this is such terrible advice that it’s obviously a troll/sarcasm levels of joke.

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      • G glimse@lemmy.world

        I know this is a joke but it made me think how messed up it is that we’ve outsourced recognizing our own emotions lol

        Also, now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

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        wolflink@sh.itjust.works
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        The “take a minute to breathe” thing is on a timer; it doesn’t react to detected emotions.

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          big_slap@lemmy.world
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          I kinda like it when my watch tells me that im stressed out and to do a breathing exercise. it helps me realize that I’m probably upset over absolutely nothing in the heat of a moment.

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          • pimento64@sopuli.xyzP pimento64@sopuli.xyz

            Telling people “calm down” is a very unconstructive de-escalation tactic because it has no substance. People respond much better if you address specific conduct, explain a potential consequence, ask for something else, and then give space.
            For example, when someone needs to calm down, I tell them “You’d better fix that attitude problem of yours before it gets you into trouble”, and then as soon as they begin to respond I interrupt with “Close your mouth” and I walk away. This makes people realize they’re overreacting and they calm down right away.

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            shalafi@lemmy.world
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            The number of people addressing this post as serious advice is troubling.

            Laughing when I got to “Close your mouth”!

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            • pimento64@sopuli.xyzP pimento64@sopuli.xyz

              Telling people “calm down” is a very unconstructive de-escalation tactic because it has no substance. People respond much better if you address specific conduct, explain a potential consequence, ask for something else, and then give space.
              For example, when someone needs to calm down, I tell them “You’d better fix that attitude problem of yours before it gets you into trouble”, and then as soon as they begin to respond I interrupt with “Close your mouth” and I walk away. This makes people realize they’re overreacting and they calm down right away.

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              5too@lemmy.world
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              image

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              • A areakode@lemmy.world

                My Fitbit like to congratulate me on getting so many In The Zone minutes. I’m not working out, but thanks I guess?

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                alecsadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                My Fitbit does this because my resting HR is so high, lol

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                • S sploosh@lemmy.world

                  None of that sounds productive to me. It seems accusatory and self-satisfied to the point of being abusive. Sounds like the kind of things infuriatingly rude people say and do to try and deflect from their own toxicity.

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                  pimento64@sopuli.xyz
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                  Calm down.

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                  • S shalafi@lemmy.world

                    The number of people addressing this post as serious advice is troubling.

                    Laughing when I got to “Close your mouth”!

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                    pimento64@sopuli.xyz
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                    It is, but keep in mind that if you don’t intentionally misinterpret things you know to be jokes, you won’t get to act smug about how awful they are. It’s good to see we have some people bringing the core aspect of reddit culture here.

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                      DHL forgives you

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                        ɔiƚoxɘup
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                        I had the same reaction when my my Google Assistant told me that while it was not a real person that my words are real

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